![]() 09/28/2016 at 16:12 • Filed to: mistakesweremade | ![]() | ![]() |
She messages you with a picture saying, ‘Hey what’s this? I want one for work.’
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Son, you dun’ goofed it seems.
![]() 09/28/2016 at 16:16 |
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Even if he did everything right, I’d still leave him for a Unimog
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and you send her back a picture of you and say “wat’s this, it wants to work on you”
![]() 09/28/2016 at 16:18 |
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What does she do for work? *please say uber driver*
![]() 09/28/2016 at 16:22 |
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![]() 09/28/2016 at 16:23 |
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She does pretty things with flowers in gardens. Although the business is called Land Girls & Co. after the women’s land army from WWII, so a Unimog is perhaps both perfectly apt and ultimate treason all at once.
![]() 09/28/2016 at 16:23 |
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I’d leave me for a Unimog too
![]() 09/28/2016 at 16:23 |
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It is beginning to look that way
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So what you do is buy a unimog.
![]() 09/28/2016 at 16:25 |
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YOU STOLE MY LINE
![]() 09/28/2016 at 16:25 |
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That’s why I’m dating a hippie, she can appreciate and shares my love for city cars and Teslas. :p
![]() 09/28/2016 at 16:27 |
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May I borrow £27,000?
![]() 09/28/2016 at 16:33 |
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It’s no Unimog, but she could go American for not too much money:
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IT WASN’T YOURS TO BEGIN WITH
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You’re on your own for that one.
![]() 09/28/2016 at 16:37 |
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when you wake up and it’s ten years since you were in a real relationship and your parents have stopped asking when you’re going to settle down and you’ve just resigned yourself to microwaving dinner for one. But you were so damn sure you could do better- everybody loves you, right? But nobody likes you...
Oh, wait. Unimog. Nevermind, yeah, that’s when you know.
![]() 09/28/2016 at 17:22 |
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A mere bagatelle, compared to what they cost new.
I’ve no idea what they cost new, but I’m sure it’s a hell of a lot more than £27,000.
![]() 09/28/2016 at 17:35 |
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The one above is an ‘81 in (supposedly) really good condition. If I wasn’t looking for a house and didn’t have other financial responsibilities towards my future well-being I would consider it(!)
![]() 09/28/2016 at 17:36 |
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Well that’s the last time I ask you for help based on your advice